thjorska and madsquirrel present

Originally posted to LiveJournal

TEH TARRARISTZ ATTAK!!!!!11111

KLIK HEREZ FAR TEH SKRIPTZ Kevin says: OMG IT IZ NYNE ELEVAN AGAEN! THE TARRARISTZ ARE ATTAKINK!

Jon says: OMFG

Jon says: WHAT HAPEN

Kevin says: THEY KUT THE POWAR TO AMERKA AND KANATA WIF LITENINK!

Jon says: OH NOES THEY HACE TEH CONTROL OVAR WEATER

Kevin says: TEHY PEREAYED TO ALI OR IZ AT ALLAH FOR TEH LITENIK!

Jon says: WE ARE DOOOMED

Kevin says: OUR RULAR BUSH IZ BAMBINK THE MADDLE EAST!!!!!111111

Kevin says: 9/11 FOREVAR, NAVAR FARGET!

Jon says: GOD BLES AMERICA

Kevin says: AND ALL WO SAAIL HER

Jon says: WE R TROO PATRIOTS

Kevin says: NAVAR B SKARED OR TEH TARRARISTZ HVE ONE!!!!!1111

Kevin says: OMFG, TEH LITE FLIKARDED I’M SKARED!!!!!

Kevin says: ARABZ ARE GOING TO ETE ME!

Jon says: THEY R ZOMBEES WHO EET OUR DELISHUS HUMON BRANES

Kevin says: OMFG UR SUKHE A MORAN, BUSH SAYED THEY WAR A GROPE OF VAMPYREZ WO ETE KITTANZ AND CHYLDRUN

Kevin says: OMFG I HABE TO POST THAS TO LIVEGERBIL THAN ALL TEH PLANET (INK THOZE YUROPEANZ) WILL KNO!!!!!11111

Jon says: NOOOO I AM A KITTAN AND/OR CHILD

Jon says: I AM IN DANJER

Jon says: YES IT IS IMPERTENT NOOZ

Kevin says: OMFG!

Kevin says: HYDE OR THAY WILL KALL YOUZ!

Kevin says: U KAN KOME OVAR AND HYDE IN OUR BAMB SHELTAR IN THE ATTIK!!!!!!

Jon says: I AM HIDENG FROM TEH ARAB MENECE

Kevin says: I HABE TO GO NOW, TIME FOR HOMEZ

Kevin says: TALK TO U SOON.

Kevin says: IF THE ARBAZ DIDN’T KILL YU!

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